I have to say that when one of my best friends was recently dumped by her boyfriend after he had been sleeping with a woman in his office i took the opportunity to seek revenge on her behalf when he travelled on concession to a popular Egyptian resort with his new bint, (the idea was constructed by me and some other colleagues prior to the day):
After boarding i checked the manifest to make sure he was onboard and helpfully using a picture (obtained from said friend) scouted the rear cabin to make sure he was there. After achieving cruise and the toilet rush had finished i made the following pa:
"Lady's and Gentleman this is a special announcement and for reasons that will become apparent can i please have your undivided attention."
Once the chatter had died down (names have been changed to protect the innocent party) "if there is a Mr Thomas onboard can you please bring yourself to the attention of the crew" (pause for bell) "if there is a Mr Thomas onboard can you please request the attention of the crew urgently (pause for wave and rising head) "Mr Thomas can you please stand up so the crew can make their way to you (he starts to stand)
"NOW EVERYBODY CAN YOU PLEASE TURN ROUND AND LOOK AT MR THOMAS HE HAS JUST LEFT MY BEST FRIEND FOR THE BOMBSHELL NEXT TO HIM AND I WANTED EVERYONE TO KNOW WHAT THE TWO TIMING LOW LIFE LOOKED LIKE, A ROUND OF APPLAUSE FOR MR THOMAS!!!"
i now have a written warning on my file for said offence but i'm off to ba so **** em!!