Chalet, cottage, call it what you want but you'll still be able to hear all the guys in the pub next door having a laugh even over the sound of the bubbles in the bath.
As for CHC poaching pilots. I think it is more like a few of your guys wanting to come back as direct entry captains but think that is a whole different thread and I'm not about to start it.
Jigsaw, your name wouldnt be Tristan would it?