"...AND his location has changed. And WHY would a software upgrade three weeks ago change the posting numbers on a Friday night??" said Harry. "It must be Voldemort changing the thoughts of Bill Gates"
"Don't be daft" said Ron.
"Methinks der iz two of them wiv similar monikers .... " said Hermione reaching for another glass of butterbeer.
Aside, to camera "(and I still think it was vortex ring)" said Redeye