While I was sleeping, this ode has appeared
Full of wit and dry humour and all that is weird
Spreading salacious rumours of Sassy and I
It's not true, I tell thee, it's a scurrilous lie.
There is only one man in my heart at the mo
So sorry to all those who think they're my beau
You dashing young blades whose hopes I frustrate
Must line up and queue and join the long wait.
There's Gymble and Gymble and Gymble and Gymble
One can spell, the others aren't nimble
Enough to cope with a bit of my rancour
And so they end up a bit of a w****r!!
There's Thomas (TC), all bluff and bravado
But he's a real sweetie and never my foe
Pprune Fan number 1 writes missives so long
That one falls asleep but he's never wrong!!
Simon's a trooper; thought he'd hit a brick wall
But he smiles through and through to inspire us all
We hope he recovers and all wish him well
And soon he'll be flying that big old great Bell.
Skycop's a tosser, an arrogant tw*t
Yet he's still as cute as a wee pussycat
His use of apostrophes is somewhat lacking
But he's in the sky to give coppers their backing!
There's KissMy and Flying and other cute rodents
Who are quite annoying but give their two cents
We enjoy their sparring and it causes great mirth
When I think of them fighting in the mud and bare earth!
But there is one person we should never forget
Who works hard for honour, not money, I bet
We know who I mean, it's dear Heliport
Keeps us in line and corrects as we ought!
There's ppruners who've been and ppruners who've gone
Some who have lost and some who have won
We look out for each other and are full of good cheer
And those who now know me can buy me a beer!
Cheers
Whirls
Last edited by Whirlygig; 19th February 2006 at 22:56.