Ode to Ppruners
Pprune is always a great spot to go
To hear from the hopefuls and those in the know
The views of the bosses or that of the staff
One things for sure there's always a laugh
Sasless and Whirls might have an affair
Mr Selfish might go mad and bash Headsethair
Nigel might get smart and publish a book
Bigmike might quick stop and carve up a chook
Mongoose and Jigsaw might be there one day
When John Eacott does torque turns in the Hotham BK
Terry might jump on and set his thread straight
Cpt Hollywood might just build that R88
All Bristows patrons might run smaller crews
And they'll start doing transfers in R22's
One at a time out over the sea
And for Coastguard they'll cross hire a Brantly2B
They'll have new restrictions for what they can hoist
Only one life ring, dry but not moist
You could lift an infant but you'd have to be bold
As it won't pull the skin off a custard that's cold
Big Kev and Dick Smith may be enclined
To tether their talents and start an airline
A match made in heavan, now how does this sound?
They could call it Big Dick and chase Virgin around
Aus operators might bump up the pay
We'll all be much older by then I would say
Cattle might flourish, the export explodes
Franks little rockets will spread like cane toads
There's always a space for someones new rumour
Curiosity or spite, fact finding or humour
So good on you those who like saying your bit
Long live Pprune, It's bloody good !!!!.....