If it appeared earlier I apologise
Bloke walks into a bar and produces a reptile from his pocked and places it on the bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint please and a Gin and Tonic for Tiny"
"Why do call it Tiny" asks the barman
"Becasue he's my newt" says the man
Oh come on folks its Saturday- it s thick fog
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