Darwin
Bloke lands at Darwin and gets out with his pet 3 meter salt water croc on a dog lead. Goes accross to the aero club bar and sits down. The croc slithers up and rests his jaw on the bar.
"Do you serve Poms here" he asks
"Yes," says the barman"We serve anybody"
"Well I'll have a beer, and a Pom for the crocodile"