Luckily, just as FCwhipping boy seemed to lump ALL Americans into the "not having a sense of humor (humour for those that have the vowel addiction...), I, like all overweight, uneducated, geographically ignorant (but then when you live here you don't need the rest of the world!) Americans can afford the extra paper and ink while I drive the one block to purchase the items in my V-8 SUV that gets about .5 mpg.
There, that should capture most of the Yank stereotypes. Did I miss any?