Dirty, for your information I don't fly anything, although I've hitched a ride in loads of stuff. I don't see why there's any need to get snooty about this, I was merely asking if this thread was intended to be a serious debate or if it was (as you suggest) merely banter. If it's a crime to ask, then I apologise.
And as for reading stuff out of AFM, do me a favour, I don't even buy such rags