Have you considered having your nether regions waxed?
Talking to a member of the opposite sex recently about the merits of 'brazilians' and 'holywood' styles I was reliably informed that there is now a style called a landing strip. Perhaps if you were to have one of these perfomed on yourself you might improve your chances of success? After all teh process does involve wax.
Oh and I did ask permision to land my 'aircraft' at her airport but was informed it wasn't open to business without a slot, I am still trying to work out what she meant.
