I have just deleted my initial post before submitting because I suspect it would have added some petrol to the flames, and my boss knows who I am on these forums.
To summarise, without the 'due respect' I wouldn't clean anyone's car in the same vein I wouldn't clean their personal weapon!
Would look forward to the orderly room aswell. No doubt followed by the redress.
Gone are the days of subservient oiks. Clean your own car/rifle/hoop!
Bless your exhaust pipe.
It's a laugh in the RAF, us lucky few that got in!