You forgot one :
Can't speak english.
As a result, can't make radio calls, can't read the Notams. The truth is I don't thing they give a dam anyway.
Be pragmatic AS.
They make a much better target than you, in that sense, they are welcome to fly wide downwinds and 10 miles final approaches. The next SAM7 will be for them, and NOT for you.
ORBI is not forecast to become a "standard" place to fly to any time soon. Jés, I don't miss that place.
I miss the Naï bar though...
Cheers