Whilst assisting a controller on a sortie doing numerous PIs in the Valley Trg Area along the lines of ...
Pilot : "XXXX Identifies on black, low wing monoplane, RAF roundels ..... Aircraft manoeuvres aggresively!"
FC : "Hostile, engage!"
The pilot must have gotten bored or had a moment of clarity ...
Pilot : "XXXX Identifies one black, low wing monoplane, RAF roundels .... Aircraft manoeuvres SUGGESTIVELY!"
And they say it isn't complusory?!