Italians don't queue. I have never had a priority boarding based on check-in number coming back from Italy.
Italians take ages to settle down as they carefully fold their designer jackets into the overheads.
Italians are gregarious and noisy. The still tend to applaud succesful landings.
They are polite, friendly, well mannered and helpful, and as said before, the whisky swigger would not be Italian.
As fpr the rest, Ryanair is a basic, cheap bus service. It does what it says on the tin.