Can you also get a set of wings for your pyjamas, so absolutely everyone you meet in bed has that last vestige of doubt cleared up about your aircrew status? I'm also thinking of having 'Flt Lt" tatooed on my willy, so I can pull rank on myself (have to abbreviate it for obvious reasons). Finding out that non-aircrew use this forum must rank up there for self-loathing right along with the moment you discovered your mother was a blasted civilian.