Well scroggs, why not change the tag line to
"A forum for the professionals who fly the non-civilian hardware, and the backroom boys and girls without whom nothing would leave the ground. Army, Navy and Airforces of the World, all equally welcome here plus we would specifically like to welcome backstabbing journos and the opinions of any twonk who was in the cadets once and held a real BB gun once, honest"
Obviously Jacko is exempt because he touched a Bulldog once