"PS your not that bloke who was on the TV fly on the wall prog of a flying school are you. I seem to remember he had a teddy with him as well and always gave it a full pax brief before departure. And when on X-countrys chatted away to it as if it was the instructor."
Sorry, I can't work out how to quote on here.
If you mean am I that bloke, well, no.....
....but there's no point taking Bears if you don't talk to them.
By the way, in the unlikely event that they do get airsick you only need a vacuum cleaner, no damp cloths and aerosol cleaners. Another point in their favour...