This really is the funniest thread I have seen for a long time and to be honest it is showing the RAF as a complete and utter waste of time and money. Why oh why can't you lot organise for a car wash and petrol facilities at the drop off point? It doesnt take much to purchase one of those big car wash machines (the RN have managed to buy them easily enough). Come on boys, rather than mank and moan about life in the light blue why don't you get off your fat shiny ar$e's and do something about it?