Soak the fabric in warm water, keeping the leather band dry, stand in the bath & pull on in a Frank Spencer-stylie. Shape it to your head squeezing excess water out as you do & ignoring the blue dye that must by now be running down your arms. When shaped, doff said cap & place in an airing cupboard to slowly dry in this eye-pleasingly contoured profile.
Or,
a. as you're an O., disregard all of the above, take out of packet & lay beret on bonce in the manner of a flat-topped grey funnelled war canoe
b. buy a chip bag
Last edited by snaggletooth; 6th Feb 2006 at 20:38.