Blatantly obvious solution for Quantas LA hotel issues:
Sack all the old hags who are doing the whinging and replace them with new American gals, kind of like they did with the poms in Heefrow.
These girls can over-night in Sydney instead of the other way around and you could pay them less too. This plan will ensure that the:
-Hosties are happy.
-Pax are happy.
-Pilots are happy.
-Management are happy.
-Tired old boilers and flouncing poofs are........... NOT happy. But who cares???
Make sure they are all young and luscious too. Throw in a few of dem southern gals from Naw-leeunns because they talk sexy!