Guys guys! Take it easy, there is much method in this madness :-
Firstly, the ZimBOBwe instructors are all reputedly excellent soccer players, so they will immediately be drafted into Banana Banana, and will not even start flying;
Secondly, they bring great expertise in the gentle art of money-changing, and will add vast reams of ZimBOBwe dollars to our foreign currency account, thus strengthening our Rand even further;
Thirdly, they are the fore-runners of many more such 'cultural exchanges', which will see the SAAF training schools becoming a veritable melting-pot of Nigerian, Somalian, Equatorial Guinean and other highly skilled instructors, thus releasing our own lads to loll on the beaches and round braai fires, on full pay..........
M