It’s all part of a cunning plan by Bob to take over the SAAF then he can annex SA into Zim! Years ago it was the same plan by the Nats, now it's just the other way around!
As we can now no longer 'praat die taal' ( vir julle rooineke "for you English people" - "speak the language") how about Fanakalo or Zulu?
Better still Shona as it will soon become the official SA language after the annexation, but of course with the Makorekore dialect: e.g. in Zimblish: "As useless as a Makorekore huku" - i.e huku is a chicken and the Makorekore shona subgroup is where the beloved Zim leader owes his tribal allegiance.
Hamba gahle Madoda (go well gentlemen)
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