SHAME!!
And here I was just rubbing my hands together, preparing to indulge in some good banter in the old mother tongue and now it is gone.
So! I also leave you with the following parting procedure which for those who do not understand the Afrikaans language is a direct translation:
"With my fore pull leave I a great stink hope and scream ANTELOPE SEW as I hole clean make so that the k@k so white stand"
Spot you all manne!