Strop - Congratulations! You have just become my COTM. It may well take someone of your intellect a while to work this abbreviation out.
Shortshaft - Sorry, you only came second. "Nothing Dangerous" (?!) You should take that act on tour, there may be some other like-minded individuals who would enjoy hearing more of your pearls.
Folks, I'm truly sorry that aviation has a pair of cowboys like you remotely associated with it.