With all these security problems and our awesome experience of operating in Africa, we've decided to come up with an African solution to the problem. One way of getting rid of problems is by looking at how ostriches do things. Ostriches are big and beautiful, just like Canadian people, but they've been around a lot longer and that really tells you something eh? Now when an ostrich sees danger it digs a hole in the sand, buries its head and sticks its butt in the air. So for management what we plan to do is go home to our comfortable, secure compound, turn off our phones and go for a swim. There you are the problem no longer exists. We advise all our employees who think it's dangerous here to do the same.
