'Unidentified aircraft position xxxx, this is Royal Navy warship - you are approaching my exclusion zone. Turn away or you WILL be engaged'
'Royal Navy warship, this is Ascot xxxx, if you park your boat a mile from the runway I am about to land on, what the hell do you expect? Pratt.'
(HMS Ark Royal parked herself in the middle of Episcopy Bay during GW1, 1 mile from the threshold of rw 10 at Akrotiri, and promptly promulgated a 5nm 5000ft exclusion zone...)