Me: Quid ??, what type of service do you require?
Quid: Uhhhh, the full service please.
Me: Quid ??, what type of service do you require?
Quid: 4 Tonnes of fuel and a screenwash
Me to Tornado: Request POB
Tornado: One and a half.
I guess either the nav was on a diet or it was a bad sortie?