Overhead Bosnia, circa 1994. Warning tx on Guard ...
Gallant F3 Nav: "Unknown ac at pos xx.xxxN xx.xxxE, you are in violation of UN Resolution 413, land immediately or you will be engaged"
... pause ...
F3 Nav: "Unknown ac at pos xx.xxxN xx.xxxE, you are in violation of UN Resolution 413, land immediately or you will be engaged"
... pause ...
Helicopter Pilot: "Can you repeat the position please?"
F3 Nav: "Posn xx.xxxN xx.xxxE"
Helicopter Pilot: "No, that's not us!"
... the note in my logbook simply says "bugger".