Beags,
Either Titan is a Canadian (couldn't be bothered to check his profile) or crew room banter is taking a turn for the PC worse.
Titan,
It works like this: You have ten seconds to come up with something witty, and or cutting. Failing this you have to go for Rev Banter, usually "F
k you' or '...and yer mother'.
Simple really. Here endeth the lesson entitled 'Not crying before the end of the working day.'
CBA