One for the rotary world...... On a student at Shawbury's first hover trip (he was doing quite well!!) the instructor asked the stude to 'turn the aircraft around the tail, while travelling along the taxi way centerline.' Incredulous stude was heard to reply, 'Sir!, Its a cyclic stick, not a fu$£^ng MAGIC WAND!!!!'...... much to the amusement of his stick-buddy sitting behind.......