Boudreaux was taking a long evening in the Blue Dog in New Little Siberia....and well into the evening his neighbor ran into the bar looking for Boudreaux. Upon sighting his friend he shouted out..."Boudreaux...your house has burned down!" There was not much response from Boudreaux...so the neighbor told him again...and still got no response. He then shouted at Boudreaux...."how can you stand there when your house is gone?"
Slowly Boudreaux put his beer Pearl Beer down and rummaged around in his pockets....looked at a set of keys and then picked his beer up again. His friend said..."Boudreaux...why you look at you keys...you house is gone!"
Boudreaux....turned to him and said..."What dat you say Man? How can it be gone....I got the keys right here in my pocket!"