Yeah...........who'd wanna be a pilot.
Well ok.....you'd get paid more, get more respect, more job satisfaction.....as well as moments of great exhilaration......hell you'd probably be more attractive to the opposite sex.
I for one, would much rather spend the rest of my working live sitting in a darkened room.......in front of a nice radar screen keeping the blips apart.
At break times I can go get some hot coco from the canteen, and return to my position, finish the crossword and eat my sausage sandwich. You pilots seem to think that with each transmission I make, there is a tone in my voice which really says "I wish I could have been a pilot"......not true. It's actually a deep seated longing that eats away at my very being.
Anyway, must be off now. Going to visit my therapist now..........
