dont forget:
- slight paunch derived from cheap beer and lack of excersise due to either sitting in helicopter, sitting in office waiting to sit in helicopter, or sitting in bar waiting to for the following day when you can do it all over again.
- Evidence of red face, not from a tropical tan, but from women slapping you when you attempted to chat them up whilst wearing Epaulettes.
- wallet in back pocket as it is thin enough to be there, seeing that it usually holds one note, an expired credit card, and possibly a crumpled photo of the lastest barmaid, purely used to prove to your fellow pilots that you are getting some. Note destined to be used over the course of the evening to buy beer for paunch.