Gentlemen
After much deliberation, and quantities of chuckling, I am pleased to announce the results of the Caption Comp.
In third place:
Brian Dixon "... and if you fit the gun, the CofG moves slightly forward"
In second place:
AirScrew: Hang on a minute lads. I've got a great idea.......
But ahead of the pack by a distance, the incomparable
ShyTorque, with "I think what he said, Sir, was: "Bloody hell, Admiral! Next time you're reversing don't let the clutch out so quickly!""
So, step forward ST, and set us our caption challenge.