Originally Posted by ga99js
...then collect the receipt and change...
I shall be asking for my change in the smallest possible denominations. Failing that I shall go to a local down route bank with notes and leave with thousands of small coins.
Oh, separate receipts for starter, main, pudding, drinks etc...
Might have to accidently drop them in hydraulic fluid too, or fish 'em out of a filthy drain. I'd love to present a plastic bag full of dog-s*** stained receipts to some admin waller.
'They' think they can f*** our lives, but they can't imagine how much we can f*** theirs.