Re: Best banter ever?
The following are hearsay and thus may not have happened
1.
Airline123 arriving in Munich/ Frankfurt/? Cleared the active, was given taxi instructions but then stopped.
German ground controller, determined to show whose boss.....
Airline 123 you were told to taxi to parking..have you never been here before?
Airline 123 Affirm but that was in '43 and I didn't stop.
2.
In the old days when radars did not have remote heads and thus one faded as one flew over head
Female ATCO
Fast Jet 123 you are entering my dark area
FJ 123 Roger... I'll try to be gentle!!