Toooooooooooo Right, Partytime.
Scudz monster needs cheering up BIG time. Theres' a certain ex lap dancer at Jet2 who will strip for you if its your birtday, eh Hogman! Shame your pole was so small, never mind, at least you have 18 stone to ram it in
Guess I can get Pikey,Squeaky and Shuperstar to come to Stan and Teds, seeing that is where most of the escape commitee is now working with Fatboy Slims outfit.
PS Strach called me today and hes' deffo going to be a lumberjack
perhaps he should apply for the g*yboy loaders position @12k?