Re: Best banter ever?
Bad taste I know, so I'll apologise before I begin!
HS125 in transit between Spain and Heathrow with medico team plus coolbox containing heart and lungs from some unfortunate accident victim, bound for well known transplant hospital near Heathrow.
Crusty old Captain and bright young First Officer pretty bored over Bay of Biscay, when the lovely Pat, having fed and watered the medicos (caviared and champaigned really, exec jet don't forget, we got the left overs if lucky!) delivers coffee to troops in the front, and asks if they would like something to eat. Quick as a flash, bright young F/O says ' good idea, Pat, got any offal?'
And no pun intended regarding bad taste.