As PerArdua seems to have gone "Ad Astra (Absentis)"
I suggest that if he doesn't step up to claim his award within the next 24hrs, then the prize should go to the next most amusing entry, which I judge to be
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adr:
That man there, behind the bowser! Stand up straight while you're fiddling with your apparatus!
Unless anyone else has a better idea?
BS