Re: Best banter ever?
Hunter on high level transit from Lossie to somewhere down south:
'Scottish, LOM 20 with you at FL390'
ATC: 'Roger L20 squawk 5545'
L20: 'Sorry Scottish, no transponder'
ATC: 'L20, can you give me a Tacan position from Leuchars?'
L20: 'Negative Scottish, not fitted with Tacan'
ATC: 'How about VORDME from Deans Cross?'
L20: 'Don't carry VORDME'
ATC: (Exasperated tone) 'L20 what navaids have you got?'
L20: (dryly) 'I'm talking on it'