You'll need to develop:
1) An enormously inflated sense of self importance,
2) A thick skin,
3) An enormously inflated sense of self importance
4) 'Eagle Eyes' for checking all of the tax discs on camp "Just in case"
5) An enormously inflated sense of self importance
6) An elasticated waist band,
7) An enormously inflated sense of self importance
8) An intense dislike of other human beings
Hope this helps