Re: Lighter side of aviation - quotes to consider.
First lessons learnt for those entering the realms of 2 crew ops:
1. How do you like your coffee, Captain?
2. Nice landing Captain!
3. I think the ugly one likes me, Captain.
Amend all Phase One's to begin with:
1. "F@CK!" What was / is that?
2. I didn't touch it! Did you touch it?
You're never too drunk if you can lay on the floor and not hold on. - Dean Martin
A friend will always bail you out of the lock up. A mate will be sitting beside you saying "Damn that was fun!"