Re: Laughter in the air
(on a similar vein to one above)
airline captain lip!!!!z dies and goes to hell. the devil greets him and says "here you get to choose your own pennance for the bad you have done. but as hell is full the person you replace will get a ticket straight to heaven. open these three doors and chose who you want to replace",
door 1 contains a captain with a never ending pile of pre-flight paperwork to be done in a boiling hot office and the phone constantly ringing. "bugger that" thinks captain lip!!!!z
door 2 contains a captain doing a preflight walk round dressed in summer uniform and no jacket in sub zero tempritures and a howling wind. "and bugger that sideways" thinks captain lip!!!!z.
door 3 contains a captain in an air conditioned cockpit, constantly getting served coffee and food by a stunning but seriously overworked stewardess and given head by her whenever he asks for it.
"thats for me" says captain lip!!!!z. "devil old chap, i've decided on door three". "ok" says the devil who opens door three and says to the stewardess "ok Racheal, pack you bags cos your going to heaven"
Greg