THE BITER BIT !!!
Many moons ago, on a flight from the US of A to London, an overdressed lady travelling in economy (or whatwever Imperial Airways are calling it this month) was making excessive demands of the courteous but extremely busy Cabin Staff. After yet another pompous demand for a Gin and Tonic, she asked a question of her long-suffering Flight Attendant -
"Tell me my dear, having been away from England for a number of years, what's the servant situation these days?"
Without a pause, our gorgeous English Rose replied....
"I'm sure you will have no difficulty finding a position, Ma'am."
Keep smiling and preparing their drinks behind that curtain !!!
Neppie
