Re: Best banter ever?
After what seemed an hour long brief about a helicopter move of an infantry company....by the unit CO a Captain of Infantry. With lots of blank looks among all gathered...the unit First SGT stood up and said....after lots of talk of ACL's, Frequency allocations, and all that good soldier talk by the Captain.
"Lads, what the Boss was trying to say.... Headquarters element, 1st and 2nd platoons will go in the Hueys on one lift, 8 guys per bird, third platoon and weapons platoon will go in the Chinook in two lifts...split the platoons on each lift....now ya'll git on over yonder and get set up to go...birds are on the way.