Well said Pilothouse,
Pulp, buddy.....how do you ever get in and out of the "office"..either your head is gonna jam between the door sill, or your gonna slip over in the crap you spout about your ability.
Mayby you should try out as an Astronaut, I hear theres a TV show thats looking for people with your "qualities"
Oh an the attempt at humour....a thinly disguised effort