Words fail me to describe the totally warped theology that has gone into that.
How can a church group ever arrive at such a ding-bat of a view and then be prepared to advertise the fact.
But SASless, why a cricket bat? Surely there is a home-grown substitute that with its absence of sharp edges and angled surfaces would be more appropriate in convincing these idiots of the correctness of your opinion in any civilised debate that may be had.