How about a helicopter one? Often sung by RAF Puma pilots, in years gone by, after ground resonance put a Wessex on its side during start up:
"There's a Wessex on the ground, (on the ground)
With it's rotors spinning round (spinning round)
And it jumps up and down and shakes itself to bits
and gives its passengers the $hits, $hits, $HITS!"
Sheer poetry!
Albeit about the aircraft rather than the pilot
