Captain dies and ends up waiting in the welcoming reception of Hell.
The devil wanders over and says "Allo Captain, welcome to hell. We've a new system of punish running down here now - have a look through those doors and tell me how you want to spend your eternity."
Captain opens door 1 and there is a condemned pilot doing an eternity of pre flight paperwork. Bugger that he thinks.
Captain opens door 2 and there is a another condemned pilot doing an preflight aicraft walk around in 45c temperatures sweating his butt off. Bugger that he thinks.
Captain opens door 3 and there he sees a pilot in the flight deck being served by a flight attendant with and endless supply of coffee and hot meals. Captain thinks well that's for me!
The Devil appears and says "Well Captain, what Hell have you chosen?".
The Captain says "I'll have door 3 thanks."
The Devil replied "Door 3? There isn't a door 3" and the Captain says "Yeah, this one here" pointing to the third door.
The Devil opens the door and says "Ooh, sorry that's not for you, that's Flight Attendant Hell".
Boom, Boom....