How many pilots does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just the one. He holds it in place and expects the world to revolve around HIM.
True Story:
Demanding passenger in Business Class coming from USA to UK. Pressing call bell every 15 mins for something else...
Final descent, call bell goes again, crew member now feeling a bit like a personal slave without any thanks, goes to tend to passenger.......
CC: "Hi"
PAX: "Hi, when I get into London, I'm in transit and need to get my bang (fringe) trimmed, is there a hair salon in the terminal?"
CC: "Yes of course, there is a salon, no need to make an appointment, just pop in and they'll trim it for you"
PAX: "They better do a good job"
CC: (about to walk off then hesitates and turns to pax) "Oh and by the way madam, in England we don't call it a bang, we call it a minge"
